More Jokes on Aging

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Three old pilots are walking on the ramp.

First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"

Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"

Third one says, "So am I. Lets go get a beer."

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A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid.  It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.  It's perfect.  "Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?" 

"Twelve thirty."
 

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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.  A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"  Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.' "  The doctor says: "I didn't say that. I said, 'You got a heart murmur. Be careful.'

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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, when his cell phone rang.  Answering, he hears his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 280.  Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," says Herman. "It's hundreds of 'em!"

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An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms-Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc...

The couple had been married almost 70 years, and clearly they were still very much in love. While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, "I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving endearments.  The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said, "I forgot her name about 10 years ago!

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