The Ultimate In Deer Hunting Technology

The "Durango Deerslayer"

Now, for the first time ever, bag your buck without even leaving your vehicle. 

This new high tech deer hunting device leaps all previous technologies!

Major features:

1 ) Bag your buck without even slowing down.

2) Eliminates that grueling "drag out of the woods" ordeal.

3) Automatically guts your prize on impact.

4) Proudly display your trophy on the hood of your Durango

     with no effort on your part.

Available Options:

1)       Cell phone (with direct dial to tow truck operator)

2)       Taxidermy (for Durango or Deer)

3)       Gore insurance

Note: your results may vary.  May affect insurance premiums depending on location.

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